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  Age / Gender: 75 / Male
  Sexuality:Straight
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  Location:Bedfordshire
  Country:United Kingdom
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I can't stand people who take life, and themselves, too seriously. We're only here the once so let's make the most of it.



I could tell she was a nice girl when she moved the dishes before she pissed in the sink.



Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob.".......



A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There?s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? Twenty years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." The husband says, "Looks like he?s still celebrating!"





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