A big    HELLO    to all you visitors of my profile.

What to say about myself?? What ya wanna know??

Welllllllllll, I am a 28 year old (going on 17!) guy who currently lives in Sale, Cheshire after moving from Plymouth January 2007. I had lived in Plymouth since birth and moved house just once, and that was to next door. I used own my own business where I am a landscape gardener after previously managing a Spar shop for 3 years. I am now a manager in a garden centre in Altrincham.

I have been a member of LIM since the early days when it started.
I've made loads of friends on here, I like to think my personality shines through which I am kinda happy bout because I know that people dont befriend me just cos I "look good", because I dont lol. 

I am very opinionated on certain issues and am not afraid to voice my opinion.

I can be quite annoying because I will not argue. I can have a disagreement, difference of opinion, but I will never argue and get into raised voice style confrontation. This is purely due to my theory on life etc. as I do not see that it helps anything at all. Therefore I will not argue, which can frustrate people.

I am very easy going and laid back, I just go with the flow. Things dont tend to bother me as again I dont see the point in wasting the time we do have on negative things. Things happen and I will just deal with them as they do.

I am a very positive person and take the positives from everything that happens or can happen. Yet again, dont see the point in being negative as it does nothing.

I dont get offended by things and most of the time dont see why others do.

Well that pretty much sums my personality up. Here are just a few things about me that you might wanna know:

I despise smoking hugely and am glad the ban took effect

I only ever get annoyed when I am driving cos there are too many idiots on the roads

I dont agree with having a monarchy

I believe political correctness is now at a ridiculous level

I dont have faith in the justice system

I love sport, especially basketball and football and believe it can help in lots of ways other than fitness

I really dislike fakeness, both physically(i.e surgery) and personality (i.e dishonesty)

Some random things I have always wondered:

Why is a boxing ring square?
How does a blind man know when to stop wiping his bum?
What is the point in silent letters?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Where does the rain in spain ACTUALLY mostly fall?
How come it is always called a Dentist's PRACTICE, surely they should be good enough by now?
Why aren't people from Cuba called Cubes?

Now some things from someone else... but that I find funny/interesting!

Boxers don't have sex before a fight...... probably cos they dont fancy each other
Throwing acid is wrong.... in some peoples eyes
When people say they hear voices in their head.. as opposed to where exactly?
I met a girl called Petarka. I said "thats not a name you hear everyday" to which she replied "Actually I do"
If we are all God's children... what's so special about Jesus?
The reason old men use viagra is not because they are impotenet.... it's because old women are so ugly!
Suicide bombers - what makes them tick?

  Some of my favourites:

Tv shows: Simpsons, Friends, Red Dwarf, Fresh Prince.
Movies: Rush Hour 1+2, Dirty Dancing, Shrek, Bad boys 1+2, Shanghai Knights and Noon...... and many others from the 100+ collection of DVD's!
Actors: Will Smith, Owen Wilson, Jackie Chan, Martin Lawrence.
Music: R'n'B, hip hop, rap, pop.... most things tbh!!
Food: Roast Chicken dinner, Peanut butter sandwiches, Marzipan, chocolate.
Place: In bed with Lauren laying on my chest.
Comedian: Peter Kay, Ricky Gervais, Jimmy Car.
Football Team: Liverpool
Basketball Team: Plymouth Raiders (The green machine) and Dallas Mavericks.
Sportsmen: Stevie Gerrard, DeAntoine Beasley, Steve Nash, Ian Rush.

My friends :

I have made many friends through this site and just wanted to list them here so that they know they always have a friend in me. I know I dont chat as much as I used to, but it doesnt stop friendship. 


lil-rainy: A near and dear friend always. Understands and is always there for me.
Sazsmiles: An absolute nutter, but then she comes from up north... what you expect...always there for me if I need.
Kmr69: She is also a bit nutty but has a really big heart and know she will be there for me too.
Jude: Like a mum to me! Truly is a great friend, always there to listen to me and give great advice, through her knowledge and wisdom (yeah, she really is that old!!)
Sexybaby69: Always been a good friend and listener.
sugah121: comes from a mad family but still gorlicious
Babydanielle: Mother of hendrix the frog and madass!
Charmed lisa: Goes to the gym too much! lol
angel2008: Always been a good friend and listener.
birdman: A flirty crazy guy.
frekkuls: Flange monster.
crazyirish: My nanny! lol
xtwistedangelx: The disappearing one!
wileycoyote69: Likewise disappears but still a good friend
scotteh: He wants my bum! dirty bugger!
ralphthecat: Dj christo is da pimp daddy!
laughin2k3: Tez supports Liverpool so he must be sane
tom-20: Shows his arse off to everyone!