A big HELLO to all you visitors of my profile.
What to say about myself?? What ya wanna know??
Welllllllllll, I am a 25 year old (going on 17!) guy who currently lives in Altrincham, Cheshire after moving from Plymouth January 2007. I had lived in Plymouth since birth and moved house just once, and that was to next door. I used own my own business where I am a landscape gardener after previously managing a Spar shop for 3 years. I am now job searching in Altrincham after moving here to be with my girlfriend.
I have been a member of LIM since the early days when it started.
I've made loads of friends on here, I like to think my personality shines through which I am kinda happy bout because I know that people dont befriend me just cos I "look good", because I dont lol.
I am very opinionated on certain issues and am not afraid to voice my opinion.
I can be quite annoying because I will not argue. I can have a disagreement, difference of opinion, but I will never argue and get into raised voice style confrontation. This is purely due to my theory on life etc. as I do not see that it helps anything at all. Therefore I will not argue, which can frustrate people.
I am very easy going and laid back, I just go with the flow. Things dont tend to bother me as again I dont see the point in wasting the time we do have on negative things. Things happen and I will just deal with them as they do.
I am a very positive person and take the positives from everything that happens or can happen. Yet again, dont see the point in being negative as it does nothing.
I dont get offended by things and most of the time dont see why others do.
Well that pretty much sums my personality up. Here are just a few things about me that you might wanna know:
I despise smoking hugely and cant wait for the ban to take effect
I only ever get annoyed when I am driving cos there are too many idiots on the roads
I dont agree with having a monarchy
I believe political correctness is now ridiculous
I dont believe in the justice system
I love sport, especially basketball and football and believe it can help in lots of ways other than fitness
I really dislike fakeness, both physically(i.e surgery) and personality (i.e dishonesty)
Some random things I have always wondered:
Why is a boxing ring square?
How does a blind man know when to stop wiping his bum?
What is the point in silent letters?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Where does the rain in spain ACTUALLY mostly fall?
How come it is always called a Dentist's PRACTICE, surely they should be good enough by now?
Why aren't people from Cuba called Cubes?
Now some things from someone else... but that I find funny/interesting!
Boxers don't have sex before a fight...... probably cos they dont fancy each other
Throwing acid is wrong.... in some peoples eyes
When people say they hear voices in their head.. as opposed to where exactly?
I met a girl called Petarka. I said "thats not a name you hear everyday" to which she replied "Actually I do"
If we are all God's children... what's so special about Jesus?
The reason old men use viagra is not because they are impotenet.... it's because old women are so ugly!
Suicide bombers - what makes them tick?
Some of my favourites:
Tv shows: Simpsons, Friends, Red Dwarf, Fresh Prince.
Movies: Rush Hour 1+2, Dirty Dancing, Shrek, Bad boys 1+2, Shanghai Knights and Noon...... and many others from the 100+ collection of DVD's!
Actors: Will Smith, Owen Wilson, Jackie Chan, Martin Lawrence.
Music: R'n'B, hip hop, rap, pop.... most things tbh!!
Food: Roast Chicken dinner, Peanut butter sandwiches, Marzipan, chocolate.
Place: In bed with Lauren laying on my chest.
Comedian: Peter Kay, Ricky Gervais, Jimmy Car.
Football Team: Liverpool
Basketball Team: Plymouth Raiders (The green machine) and Dallas Mavericks.
Sportsmen: Stevie Gerrard, DeAntoine Beasley, Steve Nash, Ian Rush.
My girlfriend:
(I love this pic!)
Lauren
a.k.a
Schpedoinkal
I met my girlfriend through this site back in late 2004. I met her in early 2005 and started going out with her on February 21st 2005. I never thought I would have a long distance relationship with someone, but after meeting her how could I not? I just felt something that I couldnt describe from the moment we met and knew it had to be tried or I would never forgive myself. I am glad I did as I have never been so much in love. It has not been easy due to distance but I am determined to make it work no matter what.
She is an amazing beautiful angel. I wouldnt change her for the world. She has brought so much happiness and joy to my life, I never thought the likes of exsisted! I never stop thinking about her throughout every second of every minute of every hour of every day. We have had some amazing times together..... going to zoo's, spending nights in blackpool, cinema trips, play fights.... they have all been fantuper and I will treasure them for the rest of my life, along with the new times I know we are gonna have together that will be just as if not more great! She means the world to me and I would do ANYTHING to be with her all the time! So much so that I have moved to Manchester so that we can be together in our own home, with our own pet cat and have our own family.
I think the song lyrics I have included arond this pretty much sum a lot up:
You touched my heart, you touched my soul, you changed my life and all my goals,love is blind and that I knew, my heart has been blinded by you, Ive kissed your lips and held your head, Ive shared your dreams, Ive shared your bed, I know you well, I know your smell, Ive been addicted to you.
Ive seen cry, Ive seen you smile, Ive watched you sleeping for a while, Id be the father of your child, Id spend a lifetime with you. I know your fears and you know mine, we had our doubts but now we're fine, and I love you I swear thats true, I cannot live.... without you
My friends :
I have made many friends through this site and just wanted to list them here so that they know they always have a friend in me. I know I dont chat as much as I used to, but it doesnt stop friendship.
lil-rainy: A near and dear friend always. Understands and is always there for me.
Sazsmiles: An absolute nutter, but then she comes from up north... what you expect...always there for me if I need.
Kmr69: She is also a bit nutty but has a really big heart and know she will be there for me too.
Jude: Like a mum to me! Truly is a great friend, always there to listen to me and give great advice, through her knowledge and wisdom (yeah, she really is that old!!)
Sexybaby69: Always been a good friend and listener.
sugah121: comes from a mad family but still gorlicious
Babydanielle: Mother of hendrix the frog and madass!
Charmed lisa: Goes to the gym too much! lol
angel2008: Always been a good friend and listener.
birdman: A flirty crazy guy.
frekkuls: Flange monster.
crazyirish: My nanny! lol
xtwistedangelx: The disappearing one!
wileycoyote69: Likewise disappears but still a good friend
scotteh: He wants my bum! dirty bugger!
ralphthecat: Dj christo is da pimp daddy!
laughin2k3: Tez supports Liverpool so he must be sane
tom-20: Shows his arse off to everyone!
A favourite of my poems to leave u with, I wrote it randomly a few years ago, strange how true it relates to this very time in my life:
If Love Is
If love is a flower, my flower continues to grow,If love is knowledge, then I know,If love is life, I will never die,If love is altitude, I am high,If love is understanding, I understand,If love is wrong, I am banned,If love is an equation, my sum is solved,If love is evolution, I have evolved,If love is insomnia, I cannot sleep,If love is jumping, I leap,If love is flying, I do soar,If love is not rich, I am poor,If love is the truth, I am being true,If love is to be given, I give it all to you,If love is an effort, I continue to try,My love for you can never stop, even when I die.
XSteveX
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